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United Klans of America

After the decline of the KKK and a several million dollar lawsuit against the group, the former members got together and formed the UKA, or United Klans of America. The organization is about 5000 strong currently and does not hold a huge force in current affairs. The organization is scattered and hopefully will grow back to a larger, more powerful group to oppose the Black Panthers and NAACP in a non-violent way. The group is not so much a racist society, but it is more interested in the well-being and betterment of white people everywhere.

1. Damn those Klansmen and the United Klans of America, they sure hate niggers.

2. Jasper: "Look here nigger. If anyone's gonna be havin' sex with my sister it's gonna be me!"

3. Pite Wower!

by JARS December 4, 2006

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The Ku Klux Klan

A flock of walking toilet paper rolls. The tip is even folded nicely, for a classy touch.

Guy 1: The Ku Klux Klan is coming to town.
Guy 2: Grab a baseball bat, nab a couple and we'll make Grammy comfortable throughout the rest of the year without having to buy triple-ply.
Guy 1: I'll go get the kids. They'll love this!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 8, 2016

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Klu Klux Klan

An Organisation of Nostalgic, Negrophobic, and sexually frustrated,hooded up Albino boogiemen

by Cibare ca Rugabo, One African Nigger June 24, 2003

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Poo Klux Klan

One of the fun ways for saying about the Ku Klux Klan a.k.a KKK .

As the Poo Punch Klan, the Poo Klux Klan is another way of saying it's name in a fun way.

by Poo_ April 3, 2007

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Ku Klux Klan

Normally shortened into the abbreviation "KKK". This is a group or organization of racist, homophobic dumb rednecks with low levels of intelligence and missing teeth who are mostly situated in the Southeastern part of the United States and believe greatly in the racial and genetic purity of the Aryan race. They also have no problems with incestuous relationships between relatives if it helps to preserve the "purity" of their race, despite this being a big no-no in biology. They normally wear white robes which are also equipped with white hoods to conceal their identities. Funny thing is that their costumes were influenced by some of the costumes that the Crusaders wore during the Middle Ages and the Crusaders were all Catholic and the KKK dislike catholics.

The KKK were first formed in a city in Tennessee in 1865 but this group eventually disbanded. Since then there have been various revivals, splinter groups, offshoots, etc. and unsurprisingly, Tennessee is one of the states that contains several KKK groups that are in operation to this day as well as many other racist groups (Tennessee contains an estimated 37 racist groups in total which is probably why they are considered to be the 6th most racist state and one of the most dumbest states in America). Other states that have KKK related groups include Texas, Mississippi, Arkansas and North Carolina.

The Ku Klux Klan are a band of stupid, racist rednecks that inhabit the Southern United States. Texas tends to house most of the these KKK groups with Arkansas, Mississippi, and Tennessee following suit. These states also contain quite a bit of violence, racial contempt and lack of intelligence which correlates with their low IQ scores.

by Preacher of Truth November 29, 2014

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Ku Klux Klan

My homies "Together until the race end's" (paul walker)

Ayo where the Ku Klux Klan at?!

by AlfredB223 April 22, 2021

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Klu Klux Klan

hahaha they are retareds but if ur gunna insult them do it corectly ku klux klan

please make mean comments about these racist pieces of shit but do it under the correct spelling

by sean123 August 9, 2005

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