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a rather loose and moist vaginal casing that makes the same sound as when you let your face relax and shake your head back and forth.
shut your sloppy labia!!
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The flaps of fabric on either exterior side of a zipper. Most commonly found on cheap wind breaker jackets and frequently get caught in the upward and downward zip causing it to jam.
The subsequent zipper jam is usually followed by swearing in frustration and potentially the break of the zipper.
My zipper labia on my jacket are way too big, they always get caught in my zipper.
Damn zipper labia, got caught again, they're flappin' around like beef curtains!
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Wrapping those two fine, tender, swollen, moist pieces of female flesh around a throbbing, engorged massive piece of man-meat, then serving it up, usually with some intense labia "lip fucking" for the room to slowly suck, nibble, eat, or just enjoy.
Dude, I was in the hot tub this weekend with three smokin' co-eds and they started some crazy shit. This brunette laid over the edge of the tub sporting the best swollen camel toe I've ever seen, and says "Wanna rub your cock inside my hot pussy lips?" Who the hell turns that up?
So I'm basically titty fucking her twat and the other two chicks start pushing her lips hard against me. It was fucking amazing. And just when you think it couldn't get any better? One of the chicks starts sucking the brunette's clit lips, and the other one starts mouthing the head of my cock. FFsake! So while I'm stroking it back and forth, I'm mouth fucking her hard, and the brunette is getting awesome head and cock action.
When she came I lost my shit completely. It was a rockin' Labia Sandwich!
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The act of when a female is in the shower with her partner and props her leg and lifts up her labia to control the urine stream to urinate on her partner
Hey Fred 2 weeks ago I peed on my wife in the shower and last night she gave me the old labia lift to piss on my leg
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the subtle feeling you wake up with that you may have gotten laid last night because you or your personal affects smell like vagina.
I had a wicked case of labia mabia this morning, but I can't remember shit about last night...
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When a person is overly particular and pedantic about what others say, to the point that they ruin conversations and don't let anybody have any fun.
Person 1: "Hey, has anybody seen the Mitchell and Webb show, that looks fantastic"
Person 2: "Nope, I've not heard of it, but I know of That Mitchell and Webb look and I hear its fantastic"
Person 1: "You are the biggest loose labia I've ever met Jeff"
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normally what happens when you grow old, or your just a dirty whore with a drying problem...
"ew... that girl was nasty... she had crusty labia like woah..."
"dude thats my mom!"
"ya so?"
"dude your such a salkys..."
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