resume leech

An individual who holds a position for the sole purpose of listing that position on their resume.

Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.

ex/

John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."

Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."

Allen Leech

Niall Horan's father.

Ok he's an actor, a really good actor.

Fred: have you seen that new movie with Allen Leech?
Mike: who's that?
Fred: bloody Paul from BoRhap.
Mike: the fruit fly?
Fred: yeah, that snake
Mike: that blood sucking leech...
Fred: I love that guy
Mike: me too he's good

Jade leech

Sebastian michaelis but hotter ( and an eel )

Person 1: " I LOVE JADE LEECH ! "
Person 2: " OMG AS YOU SHOULD "

Troll Leech

'troll leech' someone who hangs around facebook troll groups so they can be offended. Then post their 'political correct posts' so they can feel like they are doing good in the world.

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You
The worst scrounge of the internet is attention whores. Worse than fatties are these sad fucks who feel the need to post their slutty pictures in any group they can find.


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Simone Flossy (London)
do you not have anything better in your life than to abuse pepole?!

Post #3
You
Why stay in this group if you disagree with everything that is posted?

You are a Troll Leech living off our hate to feel good about yourself.

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Dirty Leech

Sucking on someone's ass hole while they take a shit.

My bitch gave me a dirty leech last night after I finished my burrito.

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Topshop leech

Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.

"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"

"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"

*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."

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Pocket Leech

Noun: A girl who is more interested in what is in your wallet than in you.

Dont go to the mall with her , shes a pocket leech.