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When a loner gets picked on, and has a great comeback.
"Chuck, you loner. You're not invited to the party of the century. All the girls will be there."
"Well, Bill, you're such a poopy-head."
"Omg, I just got loner snapped."
The person sitting in the corner eating their food all by their self. The loner of the loners.
-you see Charlotte, sitting there in the corner?
-yeah, the one eating the sandwich by herself.
- that's the food loner.
Someone who upvotes their own definition on Urban Dictionary
Realizing that nobody voted on his definition after being published 10 days ago, Jimmy decided to give himself a loner vote.
A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life
Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ"
A person who is strange and consistently says dumb things in social settings. Almost always dorky white guys, incels, who can't get laid. Being a loner is a character trait possessed by all mass shooters. Granted, not all loners are mass shooters; but all mass shooters are loners.
Last night, I saw that loner next door out in his garage working on something with a lot of wires coming from it. Better call the FBI.
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When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.
It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.
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When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.
Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!
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