How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?
Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!
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Shaking hands with benjamin franklin
johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin
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Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking
If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.
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to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
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masturbation is jacking off with a condom on.
in other words, touching yourself in your private part.
I masturbate.
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What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.
Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.
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