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A famous hashtag in which a British kid doesn't know how to say LMAO correctly.
One does not question what Lemon Mayo is, they accept it #LemonMayo
When you're getting head from a chick and it's so sloppy that it sounds like someone stirring mayonnaise into macaroni.
Yo, this girl gave me some fantastic dome, last night. She didn't hold back. Straight Mayo Bop.
The white staines remaining on your sheets after having intercouse with a woman.
Man, I was pounding Beth so hard lastnight, I had to wash my sheets twice to get all the pussy mayo off of them.
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The guys who Run Rochester, if you want to open a buisness here you got to make sure Mayo dosn't want to bulldoze the space for a new medical center. But it put this city on the map.
Damn Mayo clinic I just set up shop here one week ago and now there bulldozing it!
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A character from Claudio Sanchez's story told through the songs by Coheed and Cambria.
A "bad guy" in the story.
General Mayo Deftinwolf is Wilhelm Ryan's top General.
Mayo does all his dirty work.
He orchestrated the deaths of Coheed, Cambria, and the Kilgannon children, and now leads the war against Inferno.
Coming out of work one day Coheed is met by Mayo Deftinwolf (seemingly an android, though he was passing himself off for a man) who says he is the general of Ryan's Red Army.
(In the song "Time Consumer")
Mayo's plot is to bring Coheed to Sector Twelve and to have the virus triggered so that they can shut down that sector's Star of Sirius and effectively remove it from the Keywork and thus eliminate Mariah's little rebellion while showing the other sectors that Wilhelm Ryan is still the boss and that his power is insurmountable.
(Also in the song "Time Consumer")
Mayo Deftinwolf is a bad, bad man.
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you squirt orange juice into the females mouth, duct tape it shut, then massage mayonaise onto your dick and perform anal untill the oj comes out of her nose.
George: Dude, do you know OJ Mayo.
Larry: Ya, that basketball player.
George: No,it is the new angry dragon.
Larry: Very nice, high five!
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Used by kitchen staff in restaraunts as a form of revenge against irritating coworkers (and patrons, if you're daring), a mayo dart is a toothpick dipped in mayonnaise (or similar substance), and lobbed at the offending person while he is facing away, sticking to the back of his shirt without his knowing it's there.
If the servers give you too much attitude, throw some mayo darts at them
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