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Taking home a large breasted girl at the end of the night.
"Dude, did you leave with that chick Ashlyn? She had some big ol' titties!"
"you know it bro, I was Mayor of Titty City.
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When the mayor of your city acts like he still should be in diapers. Indicative behavior includes stealing ideas from others and crediting them as your own, and riding the coattails of others (especially successful sports teams).
"Dude, look at our pre-pubescent mayor, he will do anything to get his face on the news"
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The brainchild of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in which Tom Peters presents various entrepreneurial ideas to the eccentric mayor of Jefferton.
Mayor: Mayor's Office.
Tom: Hi, there, Mayor. It's uh, me, Tom Peters.
Mayor: Right...
Tom: Just wanted to let you know I've come up with some plans that could help the city of Jefferton--
Mayor: Delicious, chip chips.
Tom: Well, uh, for one thing, the new season of 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' is starting and--
Mayor: Oh, my Michael...
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A show on Adult Swim about a guy named Tom who just moved to a small town and has lots of interesting ideas for the mayor. Cheap animation, but funny stuff anyway.
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Taking a leak. Urinating, et al.
"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.
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a male who engages is sexual acts with other males
He is the mayor of brown county, if you know what i mean.
When a bro and a bra head down to Pound Town together, whoever takes charge in the bedroom (or anywhere Pound Town is that night) is elected to be the Mayor of Pound Town. This move also reduces the other party to a Slam Piece, aka someone who has been reduced to an object because the Mayor has completely overpowered them.
"Bro! Did you bag that slam piece at the bar and take her straight to Pound Town?"
"We went to Pound Town, alright. But she took charge and got elected Mayor of Pound Town. Last night, I was the slam piece, bro."
"Oh snap!"
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