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its a carrot, but its mega, FIRST BTW
Pervo The Great: hey lady would you like an alternative to your carrot?
lady: Yes.
Pervo the Great: well, take my Mega Carrot, am sure you're gonna like it, You can even eat it when you're finished!
The cleavage of two fat rolls (roehls) often mistaken for the vagina when having intercourse with an overweight female (fat girl). In situations where the female has one or more mega roehls, the best way to avoid the mega roehl is to throw flour on her and find the wet spot. Although mega roehls have a fair amount of moisture, frumunda, and stank, it is usually sealed by the exterior Mega roehl (mega roll). Therefore, the odds increase the vagina will be the most distinguishable wet spot. If you're lucky or experienced at hogging.
It felt so good until I realized I was fucking in between her fat rolls and not her actual pussy. Beware the Mega Roehl!
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The only other Giant Robot show where the main male character isn't a smeggin' angsty Bishounen. (see also: Xabungle)
Four buttons on the MEGAS control panel:
Button: *Destroy the world*
Button: *SMITE the world*
Button: *Destroy the world worse*
Button: *Save the world*
Guess which one is broken.
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Giant robot with a car for a head
Modified to act like one big games console
Best show ever!
Big Giant robot beats up aliens what more would you need?
Pure Distruction, very funny and lots of violence!
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When something takes an insanely long time to do something or just pushes it off or procrastinates until they have to do it.
mega loafter, mega loafting
I have a biology lab to do....but im mega loafting by being on facebook.........lame
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The Knight from clash royale that's used in meta decks. (Term for People who use Mega knight: Loser)
The Mega Knight is cringe
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A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.
Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.
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