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Marini Meltdown

The act of losing one’s shit. To have a complete meltdown and lose one’s cool.

Dan missed a 4 foot putt on 18 and had a full on Marini Meltdown.

by Jewwy January 16, 2024


The Meltdown

The public mental meltdown of a large segment of the Republican base as the realization that their candidate is about to lose the United States presidential election causes confusion, frustration, and rage. Observable as an avalanche of threats of violence, individuals desperately clinging to debunked bullshit, posting unproductive offensive posts, fleeting fantasies of punishing friends and family that pushed back on their shit, etal.

Occurs as this large segment of the Republican base gets angry at the fact much of their views are not shared by a majority of the voting population of the US and having their presidential candidate jerking off the Republican base all election doesn't win you the US presidential election base. If only more of their friends and family had realized the real truth as they themselves learned from some guy mouthing off at the bar about shit he doesn't understand, random easily disprovable Facebook shitposts, and from the only news sites not part of the vast conspiracy which of course are right-wing conspiracy sites.

Invokes a combination of horror and schadenfreude in observers where the observer can't decide if they should be ashamed by their friends or family or stock up on popcorn and at least try to get some entertainment out of the shitstorm. That and pray it doesn't progress to some form of real life white nationalist terrorism.

Holy shit man. The Meltdown has started. Look at this shit in my Facebook feed today.

by SnarkBasedReality October 21, 2016


lil meltdown

When you piss off your Girlfriend just a little

Becky had a lil meltdown!

by TheTrumpet April 23, 2018


blatchford meltdown

being in shape and good at a sport, than becoming a hater

he use to be a good volleyball player, but he had a blatchford meltdown.

by the wet randall September 09, 2009


lyrical meltdown

In a band - writting whatever you want to write, no matter what style or how bad it is without fear of receiving non-constructive critisism from the rest of the band. That means that a death metal growler can write acoustic emo songs if he or she wants for the lenght of the meltdown. Done to allow some freedom to your band and boost creativity. The material can later be salvaged and molded to fit the band's overall style.

Through the meltdown, Joel didn't write anything but instead rode his guitar on his cock and videotaped it. Damn he's useless!

by Broody February 24, 2005


Libtardism-induced meltdown

noun

1. phenomenon causing crying excessively at the thought of Elon Musk and sobbing at the thought of your taxpayer-funded transgender basket-weaving club losing its funding.

"Bro, look at the girl with man boobs in a Bernie Sanders shirt sobbing uncontrollably while tearing pictures of Elon Musk and keying her own Tesla."

"Yeah dude, totally libtardism-induced meltdown."

by TheBigSmooth25 February 13, 2025


Meltdowning

The verb for meltdown

The core is meltdowning oh no!

by Mrnotflimflam March 07, 2021