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Most perfect human being to ever exist.
Girl: Have you listened to Shawn Mendes’ new song?
Girl #2: Yeah, he’s perfect!
a guy who can't release another album
Justin beiber cant be Shawn Mendes
a guy who can't release another album
Justin beiber cant be Shawn Mendes
A great singer who many find to be attractive. Personally, I don't really get the hype, but you do you, boo.
Girl 1: I like Shawn Mendes.
Girls 2: Really? Me too. What's you favorite song?
Girls 1: I mean I like his face.
To give up, surrender, wimp out, pike and bail on your mates.
When the inside of your legs get a rash because its hot out,you're wearing blue jeans and your balls scrape the inside of your thighs.
TYRONE Yo Makita get over hear and suck my dick!!!
MAKITA I aintz sucking yo dick because you gotz Sca Du Mend and it smells
Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.
Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"
Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"