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To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.
Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'
Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!
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When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.
A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.
Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously
Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.
Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.
Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.
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To have casual sex in a bathroom during a party. Typically initiated by the female.
She pulled me into the bathroom, shut the door, and dropped her pants. As soon as she bent over the bathroom sink, I knew she wanted me to merk her.
"Why has Padrick been in the bathroom so long?" "He's merking some random chick."
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A word originating from Tekken, playing as Craig Marduk. A term used to describe extreme domination, or winning by a landslide
You just lost your round with a perfect score against you.
"I totally just merked you down!!"
"I just merked your ass"
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As well as being owned or beaten up, merked has been used as a word that replaces 'take' or 'borrow' or 'steal'
That book just got merked
I'm gonna merk that helmet
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Drunk, Crunk, Lean, anything which is not sober.
Loose to pro evo by 3 goals or more.
hurt someone,
I was merked last nite blud, that zoot merked me up,
u got merked 5-0
i merked that bre up last nite
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