The cannon love interest of King Arthur, knight of the round table.
Arthur: My Merlin is missing
Uther: He's just your man servant
Arthur: but I love him
merlin is the best hamster she is a god and can make you a big good boy you can say merrrrrrlin for extra good big boy lack
Merlin is a sick ass boy.
He can learn any dance move in no time.
He likes to yeet.
Most of the time he listens to rap.
Sick ass boy, who is hella funny.
Most of the time he listens to rap.
Merlins like to yeet and are good dancers,
They master the hottest moves in no time.
Merlin is fast as fuck
Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.
glonk Galdrakarlinn Merlin
They sent 16 MVACS up on the thank you earthquake rocket firework
Merlin Vac Engine- The thank you rocket just put more MVACS up in orbit
When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.
Hermione cast a Merlin's Mist and Ron slept for the next 12 hours straight.