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Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies
Also a lifestyle
I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠
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A slang term for cum, specifically when it's in your hair.
Fuck there's glonk in my hair.
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The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.
I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!
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v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.
Hold on, someone just glonked me.
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Does absolutely nothing and dies
Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day
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