glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

386👍 31👎

glonk

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

717👍 83👎

glonk

A slang term for cum, specifically when it's in your hair.

Fuck there's glonk in my hair.

7👍 28👎

glonk

The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.

I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!

50👍 674👎

glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.

Hold on, someone just glonked me.

15👍 369👎

Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

91👍 21👎

Glonk

When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.

"I am glonking out in COD!"

11👍 1👎