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Obviously the best person in the world who looks is outta this world
Like that boy is the messiah he’s so beautiful
A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.
The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut
Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
his holiness, xxxtentacion.
THE BIBLE SAID THAT A MESSIAH WILL COME AGAIN AND I BELIEVE THAT THE LIGHTSKIN MESSIAH WAS THE ONE
1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me
When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.
Upcoming rapper young messiah aka Gavin the plug💯💯 lil D and big nathan the foobutt got nothing on young messiah
The best rapper is Young Messiah
Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!
Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!