mexican

a person,like me,who is really proud to be from our country. if you offend a mexican,you'll get the shit beat out of you and they'll send you to hell.

white person: stupid mexican!

mexican:chinga tu madre puto!!,i'm gonna chop your balls off!! i'm fucking brown and proud!!!

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mexicanitis

Illness in which one finds themself being in constant need of a siesta. Other symptoms include patient repeatedly saying "so tired, so sleepy..." as well as foul body odour.

John contracted Mexicanitis while on vacation to Puerto Vallarta. He missed his flight home.

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Mexicans

Spanish speaking Indians that adapts to Spanish European culture in the 1500s, later called mixed blood (Latino or Hispanic). Mexico came under Spanish rule for three centuries before achieving independence early in the 19th century.

Mexicans who are brown have Inca or Aztec indian characteristics.

(Inca & Aztec indain tribes from central America, now know as mexico)

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Mexican.

Mexican.

Mythical creature that will not only do a good job, but will actually get it done and clean up after himself along with all the backlash of the team. RESPECT. A Mexican usually is a cook, carpenter, Mason, electrician, pimp, jesus disciple, Mason, scholar, and very patriotic for his flag. A Mexican will go to work everyday and stand outside a WAWA or ACME and try to help out. Mexicans don't like to bullshit and understand that smiling is the other specie. A Mexican is but hurt about the Spanish so reps daddy England who chicharito, Legendary Mexican striker soccer player and all thr above.

General: send the Mexicans, they can stomach that.

Sergeant: Sir, Yes sir.

General: bring them back alive.

Did you see that Mexican bust it out?!?!

girl: OMG?! He's Mexican.

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Mexicans

Mexicans are people that do birthday parties on Saturdays and dance to The Chicken Dance but in Spanish. Mexicans always wear sombreros and cowboy boots.

Mexicans are thicc

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Mexican

What I am.

I was born in the America.
The continent.
Yet the U.S. Decided to take the anme America because they think they are better then us.

I am Mexican.
I was born in the America.
The continent.
Yet the U.S. Decided to take the anme America because they think they are better then us.

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mexican

a person who lives in manassas

i went to manassas and saw mexicans

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