US athlete. His day consists of eating 10000 calories and swimming
Michael Phelps is a terminator sent back in time to destroy china
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To dominate effortlessly.
Michael Phelps is the best Olympic swimmer ever. His penis has gotten more action than Mike Tyson's fist.
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a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.
guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)
guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.
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take a chance on a dive michael phelps style that has nothing to do with water
stunt man type sheeeet
jackie chan type stunts
Yo we gotta jump from the roof top might as well michael phelps dat sheeeet
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Another way of saying dropping the kids off at the pool (aka taking a dump)
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, dude. I was busy Swimming with Michael Phelps.
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Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.
"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))
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A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.