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A Mississippi Pimp is a pimp(usually male, but on occasion female)that dresses flashy. Usually seen with diamond goblets and a pimped out ride. Called a Mississippi Pimp b/c anytime they are dissed they will pull out a striaght razor in a heartbeat to cut somebody.
Money Mike from Friday After Next
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a male shits and jizzes in a girl vagina. He then orders KFC and stuffs it into her vagina too. As he waits for the mixture to settle, he reads a chapter of the Catcher in Rye. Once it is done baking have her shit in your mouth and it will taste good but dont let it fool you. then make out with her and have her give you a glow stick. You will then put the glow stick up your pee pee hole, oh yes yours. This will then turn the girl on to maximum drive. have fun, be safe, use a condom:) (just in case you were wondering, preheat oven to 350 and bake 13-15 minutes.)
1st guy: Dude guess what i did with my mom?
2nd guy: what?
1st guy: went to the dells.
2nd guy: k?
1st guy: and also gave my girl friend a MISSISSIPPI MOONPIE!!!!
2nd guy: alright im probally not gonna talk to you again so bye!
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When you fuck a girl so hard that the length of skin between the vagina and asshole completely tears.
Man 1: So, did you get with Robbin last night?
Man 2: Hell yea! Fucked her so hard, gave her a Mississippi Ripper!
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When you put a fat dip in, sit in your rocking chair on the front porch, and have your sister or cousin lay on their stomach and spread her butthole. Then you proceed to spit your dip in to her butthole. She then makes a Ding! sound effect mimicking a metal mudjug.
Hey man you want a dip?
Hell yah! Tell your sister to come out here, we need the ol Mississippi mudjug.
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A sexual act in which one partner defecates into the other partner's mouth. Shortly after, vomiting will ensue. Whilst the "bucket" if firmly held shut, the first partner then fucks the other's mouth.
Once completed, the "bucket" will consist of Shit, Vomit, and Semen.
Dude, I took home this nasty girl last night, and you know what ?? I turned her into a mississippi mudbucket.
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The down-south version of a Blumpkin. A sweet aromatic experience where you insert the genital of a defacating man into your oral cavity. Known for the sweet smells of defecating southern foods.
I had fried chickenand gumbo last night, I'm hoping brandine is hungry for my Mississippi Pickle.
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A Mississippi Mudslide is the next step after a Cleveland Steamer. You take a dump on a girls chest (the Cleveland Steamer part) then use that as lube to titty fuck her. It often precedes a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle (moving up and into the girls mouth to erupt).
I met some nasty ho at the bar last night and gave her a Mississippi Mudslide. It smelled horrible but the crazy bitch was into it and she actually requested a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle!
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