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mons

Short for "money" which means "tight" or "awsome" or "sick."

Dude, that trick you busted was so freaking mons!

Dude, that's a mon pic you took of my sister.

by Ross Money Beck May 14, 2005

5πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


cha mon

1. Rasta way of saying "Yea, man" (Translation into mid-west jargon is "You Betcha")
2. An enlightened, or enthusiastic agreement, especially if by stating the obvious there is a greater signifigance that is left unsaid.

"It's interesting how Iranians use Twitter to communicate."

"Cha mon. You can say that again."

by free4all23 June 26, 2009

87πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


mons veneris

Female speed bump, if you will.

The mons veneris is quite the nice place to rest one's head upon.

by placebo September 28, 2005

34πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Big Mon

Big Mon is term used in Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales to describe a physically powerful person with the ability to outperform the average man tactically and strategically.

A typical Big Mon is large, bearded and muscle bound. He primarily uses his physical strength to achieve his goals, but is also known for his ability to tactically evaluate a scenario and turn it to his advantage. His booming bear like voice is very loud and deep, and after consuming alcohol may become impossible to comprehend.

The habitat of a typical Big Mon ranges from physical environments such as a weights room or sports pitch, to a more cerebral environment such as a chess tournament, poker tournament or computer game.

I seen him win a game of chess after drinking 7 sambucas, 8 double vodka and red bulls and 12 pints of beer. He's a Big Mon.

That dude's a Big Mon. I heard him bellowing while drinking from a bottle of vodka about being able to score a goal (in soccer) from the half way line by doing an over head kick on the volley.

Just because he can benchpress 500lbs doesn't mean he's a Big Mon. He's only a Big Mon if he can do it at 6am after 3 hours sleep and 16 cans of beer and half a bottle of vodka.

Hey dude, I done a bet and couldn't work out my return so I asked the Big Mon. To my dismay he told me that I'd wasted my money as Berwick Rangers have 5 players injured and Ballymena United haven't won in 8 games. But if I was by chance successful I'd win 1474.87 quid with my 3quid accumulator. He's crazy ass.

by Big Lod February 10, 2011

38πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Mon-giving

A Seattle phenomenon where orphans gather to partake in Thanksgiving dinner and consume large amounts of alcohol, in an effort to become obese and intoxicated. Named for its primary location on MONroe Street.

See you at Mon-giving!

by MonMaster November 4, 2010


Mon Cello

Simply translated as "My cello", Mon Cello refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch. The term derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note.

"Oh my God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend, was Mon Cello"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Harvard on the Mon

Is another name for Cal U. Mon refers to the Monongahela River that is right next to the University. There’s not much to do at Harvard on the Mon but you can always count on the train going by when you’re in a rush and on your way in or out of the River Lot.

β€œSo I keep hearing students call this place β€˜Harvard on the Mon’ what does that even mean?” β€œI have no fucking clue man.”

by iswearimgonnafightthattrain April 19, 2019

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž