Mong

Someone that is not right in the head, Very dopey or even someone that has been on drugs that have fucked up there mind.

Example of a mong:
ME: You know I saw your dog fucking your mother today.
MONG: OMFGz0r where I will kill that fucker
ME: Wow your a mong!
MONG: What?
ME: Exactly

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Mong

When one gets fucked from the back whilst bent over giving the other male a blowjob felatio. A girl, (or boy depending) is bent over. Two males are on either side of this person. On one end, a male is fucking a girl in the vagina or ass, while she gives the male on the other side a blowjob. During all of this, they push the girls body back and forth so she has to expell no effort. So, its like a dirty threesome.

"Dude, me and Kyle totally monged her the other night"
"The one with the drawn on eyebrows?"
"Yeah, wanna mong?"

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monge

A word indicating anything negative and often discusting (not as in disgusting). It is related in an unkown may to both ming and minger and can therefore be used as a verb (1), nown (2), adverb (3) or adjective (4).

The 'g' should be pronounced as in sponge not as in gun

1. Fucking hell stop mongeing on me.
2. I don't rate her, that girl is a monge.
3. She was sucking my cock mongeily
4. I didn't rate that film, it was monge.

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Mong

Similar to the revealing undergarment women wear called thongs, a Mong is a Man-Thong.

Hey Bro, remember that one time when we went to the beach with your Mom and got drunk in our Mongs and I made out with your Grandma?

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Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging

Mate you wont get her, you're monging

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Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit

“Ye mate I was jus wanderin round town fucked of my face, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.”

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Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit.

Today I was walking around just fucking smashed off a bottle o sav, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.

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