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is a very small penis
That guy has a really small wiener. He is a mosquito dick.
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Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.
Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”
A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off
Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!
Boobs so small, that they look like they're mosquito bites.
Jesse has a beautiful face and a great ass, but she also has mosquito boobs.
A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."
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When one's tatas are so small they look similar to mosquito bites. The chick in a group of girls with the smallest bazooms.
Wow Teresa you don't even need a bra for them mosquito bites!
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It is when a guy eats out a girl on there period. So the guy will be eating blood mixed with a girls bodily fluids.
"Wow, did that girl really let you dirty mosquitoe?"
"Ya, it wasn't that bad."