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When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap
When her ass phat but it ain't got no shape. Just long and wide with no atmosphere.
Damn Breanna got a mud-flap ass, a real dumper
Yeah, too bad it doesn't have any shape
Flappy mud flaps is when a females vagina lips are so lose and the hang we can use them as mud flaps the flap in the wind
Those lips are so lose and flappy you could use them for 1 of 3 to things
1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket
3 a cape to fly away in the wind
4 flappy mud flaps
A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.
Are those camel toes or her sandy mud flaps
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When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.
This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.
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When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.
Hey bro, I gave my girl a Mississippi Mud Flap last night, that shit was savage 😂
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When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa
hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
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