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Hellcat's smartest decision. EVER.
The Dropkick Murphys are DEFINITELY better then MEST. Listen to The Spicy McHaggis Jig off of "Sing Loud, Sing Proud." you'll never go Good Charlotte again.
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The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.
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A small, old and drawf-like creature, which preys on 9th grade highschool students.
A small "Mrs. Murphy" attacked me at school today, im lucky to have survived with my life.
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A Awesome coach that will dick slap you if you mess up
Kent Murphy dick slapped the kid
The Murphie Phamilie once was your typical household, this however was before coal burn. After coal burn or AC as they like to call it. They became the most Manky, incest ridden family this side the of scotland .
boy 1 : Your uncle is your Brother
Your sister is your mother
You all shag one another
The murphie phamilie
murphie 1 : That's just no true
Murphies 2 through 12 : yeah
a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.
Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.
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The Greatest Irish themed band ever. Their original songs are as bad ass as the covers. For instance their live version of skinhead breaks off and suddenly goes into "T.N.T" by ac/dc.
Dude I went to the waprped tour and got on stage with the Dropkick Murphys during "Barroom Hero" (thats no joke)
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