Zercon my balls

A term used for when mr.zercon appears in a discord chat sometimes it just happens at random. It is deprived from the "sigma" joke part of a phase sound random but with more wording makes a sex joke about applying action to the male testicles

*mr.zercon joins the VC
Everyone:Zercon my balls

Freshing my balls

The act of farting on your balls to feel the pressurized air coming from your rectum and then shoot your balls with a butt burp

Hey man where have you been?

Oh dont mind me I was just freshing my balls

Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.

Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!

brush my balls

Brush My Balls (verb) - 1) To convince somebody of something that isn’t true; 2) To exxagerate in order to be more convincing; 3) To lie to someone in order to spare their feelings, 4) To literally brush the hairs on a man’s genitalia for the purposes of either eliciting pleasure or grooming an otherwise unkempt ball sack back into a uniform condition so that you can then power suck his nuts without getting too many hairs in your mouth, though you’re bound to get some if they’re not shorn in the first place.

See also: Brushing my balls; Brush your balls; Brushing your balls; Swamp ass grooming, Nut hair shaping, feather dusting, venereal rub, moose massage, taint cleanse, sub power scrub, submarine trim, lie, exxagerate, pull my leg, yank my wad, titty fuck my mind

You: “That’s a really good idea.”
Me: “stop brushing my balls bitch”

Her: “I really like your jokes”
Me: “shut up and start brushing my balls bitch”

Him: Do you want to brush my balls?
Me: No, I want to tell the truth ...(fag)

Finesse my balls

When you want someone to hook up with your balls.

Her head rocks back and forth as she finesses my balls.
She literally won’t leave me alone, all she wants to do is finesse my balls.
When I got the call my grandma died, my girl was finessing my balls.

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wrecked my balls

while on cowgirl position, literally wrecking or smashing the balls of the guy below with your butt.

"Dude the girl from last night wrecked my balls"

"Lucky you"

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Shit my Balls

A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"

Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"

Corey: "Well shit my balls!"

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