A part of your body that determines whether you get fucked in life or not.
Jordan: Yo bro you seen my clean ass hairline
Alex: sheesh you gonna get fucked today
Jordan: pause
something you don't and will never have, also ppl random people make fun of other peoples hairlines. I Guess its funny or something I dont know
me: pull your hair back leme see ur hairline
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying
Somebody with the worst hairline you've ever seen
Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean
Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction
a virus that has originated back in BC. it mutated and spread through the years. it is typically known as caleb hairline.
i think i am infected with caleb hairline
Where someone makes fun of your hairline
"Your hairline is so far back! You're balding!"
"I'm not balding, that's hairline-ist!"
a fucked up hairline that you try to make but doesn't turn out right.
I like your fixed hairline nigga.
This is a holy and unstoppable singularity of power. Even simply getting a glance of it will give you a understanding of the universe and it’s purpose.
White guy: I have searched for so long, I conclude Tegan’s Hairline can only be found by the chosen one