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By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.
Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.
Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.
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A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.
Josh: I've had a really shitty week!
Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!
Josh: Fuck it
Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.
"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"
a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss
Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss
Whenever shit head servers do not know how to do their job.
You have only one job, stop fucking ticket stacking!
When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.
Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.
An assignment a teacher wants to see before you leave their class.
Teacher: Ok class, this assignment will be your exit ticket to leave this class.