A sexy man with a big penis. Nope just kidding! He is a guy who talks about Death Grips and goes to Walmart for no reason.
"Who's the redhead head kid at Walmart, he is such a Nog Clogs"
A kid who is almost an eggnog but not near one
Boomer: Why is grandson being a Pre-Nog nowwadays
Darren: Ok Boomer
An incredibly thick, fatty, sweet, creamy, interesting tasting fluid containing egg yolks traditionally consumed at Christmas. It is really good in my opinion. The initial reaction is the texture of thick snot, but the taste kind of evens it all out.
Egg nog kicks some buttermilk ass.
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The Seasonal Hand Job - One person swigs a mouthful of eggnog and spits it onto another persons dick. Proceed to stroke out a creamy yet seasonal handy. Viola, a Nog job
Dude : Let's celebrate Christmas the right way, buddy.
Other Dude : How so, friend?
Dude : Giving each other a Nog job
Other Dude : Sweet!
Dude : Exactly!
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Of or pertaining to an event containing 5 or more niggers, usually centered around activities involving bananas, throwing poop and marijuana.
Whoa, dude, this is a straight nog fest!
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I built my house with a sauna in it so I could enjoy a steamed nog at home.