bang o'clock

The expression used when it is time to get intimate with your partner

"What time is it?" "it's bang o'clock"

"Where's Anna and Gabby?" "Must be bang o'clock"

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shirtless o'clock

A very specific time of the night when the crazy drunk boys you're hanging out with decide to remove their shirts seductively, yelling, "Does anybody know what time it is...? o yah!!! its shirtless o'clock!"

All the boys shouted, "It's shirtless o'clock!"

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Leet O'clock

Similar to Pi time, Leet O'clock is when the time is 13:37. Only accessible to 24hr time.

Steve: Oi Johnny guess what
Johnny: Wat?
(Steve points to his watch and johnny looks at it)
Johnny: Oh it says leet o'clock hurr durr

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Bounce o'clock

Time to leave, roll, or bounce.

When college classes blow, check your imaginary watch and let your friends know that it's Bounce o'clock, then dip out real smooth and head to Chick-fil-A.

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3 o'clock

The time people say when they were want to say they won't come and probably never will

Shopna: hey Dan can you come to my house today?
Dan: yeah I'll come at 3 o'clock
Zakaria: he's not gonna çome right?
Dan and Shopna: yep

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Crunk o'clock

Crunk (kru^ngk)
a euphemism for getting really crazy and fucked up on marijuana and alcohol (stoned and drunk. Chronic plus Drunk = Crunk). Or maybe crack and drunk. Or coke and drunk. Or maybe just being crazy and drunk. Whatever it is, it means getting really crazy and fucked up.

o-clock (uh-klok)
an adverb meaning of, by, or according to the clock.

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Crunk o'clock (kru^ngk uh-klok)
Originating from the city of Portland, OR, the phrase is an exclamation of a heightened state of mental impairedness usually brought on by any combination of the aforementioned substances.

In addition to saying the phrase, the accompanying hand motion is equally as important

As defined by the phrase creator:

A celebratory gesture made by one (or in some cases many) person(s), by raising one hand to make a 90 degree angle of the arm — usually meant to indicate to spectators mutual acknowledgment of what time it is, and placing the other hand firmly on the axis of the 90 degree angle. With the hand that is extended into the air, a staccato downward motion towards the opposite elbow is made, making the performer appear to be "crunk," or to be miming a malfunctioning clock. (Porte 2006)

1. "Hey bitches, it's crunk o'clock!"

2. "Son, what time did you stay out last night?"
"I don’t know, Dad, most likely a little bit after crunk o'clock."
"Good job, Son"

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douche o'clock

An ungodly hour of the night. Generally considered to be between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM, or whenever one would not want to be woken up.

What the hell are you calling me for, it's douche o'clock in the morning!

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