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WAAAAY to staccato Joe. Damn. Who the fuck has you reading shit like that? There are some many jobs I could fill that are currently being filled by people who are doing it wrong. Damn. Do a better job. You have more power and money and you use it to pay people who are making you look like an idiot.
Hym "I am going to say words now *stop* They are impassioned *stop* Listen to my words *stop* Do what I say *stop* What do you think? Good right?"
Iam "Yeah...."
Hym "No? Too staccato?"
Iam "........."
Hym "Oh, cheer up old chum! Let's take the day off! We'll play some games. Define the world. Look. Look how S
stupid this fucking idiot that controls the country looks. He has high paid, high ranking officials telling him to do that and they think they're doing a good job. It's funny!"
Iam "We won't be able to eat today is we do that..."
Hym "Who cares! Come on... Why so serious? Get it? Cuz of the thing?"
Iam "This is just bumming me out..."
Hym "At least we were right. We were too right, it seems."
Iam "I don't care... Do whatever you want... I'm going to sleep."
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The name of your grand daughter if you are Billy Gibbons on a T.V. show. Unless T.J. Thyne can help it.
Are you serious?
Hodgins (TJ Thyne): So the name that came to you?
Angela’s dad (Billy Gibbons): It could work for either a boy or a girl, that’s the beauty part.
Hodgins: Great.
Angela’s dad: Staccato Mamba.
Hodgins: Staccato Mamba? Yeah, I didn’t see that one coming.
-quote from Bones Season 6
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"Staccato" is the Italian word, meaning detached. In music a dot is usually placed above the music note, indicating those notes should be distinctly seperate, while also being short in length.
"Staccato Poetry" is a term applying to abrubt, short, detached, distinct, choppy poetry; a term used by poet Maia Szekeley to describe her style of writing.
Similar to Haiku, but not the same. Staccato Poetry has no set meter or form. The point is brevity. Saying as much as you can, in as few words as possible.
This kind of poetry should have a musical quality to it, abrubt and distinct, when read.
This poetic style can also be attributed to Belfast writer Ciaran Carson, whose 2003 poem 'Breaking' broke from his usual meandering works, to be labelled Staccato.
Examples of Staccato Poetry by Szekeley.
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airplanes float
unmoving in the sky
tiny orbs of light
like stars, flickering
all those people
going somewhere
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i want to feel you with palms,
and fingers, and fingertips,
mouth too, lips
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Breaking by Ciaran Carson
red alert
car parked
in a red
zone
about to
disintegrate
it's
oh
so quiet
you can
almost
hear it rust
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When you sing a song but in all staccato. A staccato chorus is a group of people singing the same song with each word in staccato. A staccato is a short syllable.
Singing in a Staccato Chorus can be annoying to some.
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When one a male at a shooting range must urinate in short small bursts into a berm at an outdoor shooting range the morning after a night of love making, and his urine stream is split into two distinct streams known as a "duo" of streams.
I had such a great weekend starting with a Friday night to remember with my girlfriend, followed by a morning at the shooting range; except I had a "staccato p duo" incident when I needed to urinate on the berm of the empty bay.
An Italian word describing a male urinating into a berm of an outdoor shooting range that must be done in short small bursts in somebody comes around the corner and the individual unrinating needs to quickly conceal his junk.
I couldn't wait any longer at the outhouse so I opted to "staccato p" in an empty bay at the range.
Rapid, painful bowel movements. These movements come out detached from one another, often leaving a “raisin bowl”.
That hot chicken gave me staccato shits. I’ve been off the throne for 30 minutes and I’m still burning.