Cum Blobs

pretty self-explanatory - blobs of cum.

When you're doin' it doggy-style in your girlfriends front room while you're watching Space Jam, you blow your load, pull out, she stands up and huge cum blobs fall from the heavens.

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text blob

An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.

I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.

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Blob Emoji

An emoji with the body structure of those from Google Hangouts, Android devices, etcetera. An example is below.

Blob emoji are my favourite kinds of emoji! They're so precious!

hand blob

what happens after a guy gets a hand job, he cums his 'blob' all over the girls hand.

Sam: "I lovvve givng hand jobs! but i hate the blob!:("
Lauren: "I know, i hate the hand blob too!"

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Yard Blob

A grotesque, fat, slug-like person who's gargatuan size does not allow them the ability of locomotion.

Hey Timmy, throw that Yard Blob a twinkie and see if she'll eat it out of the dirt.

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g-blob

"gingeriss blowjobiss"- ginger blowjob. recieving a blowjob from a ginger.

{g-blob} g-blobin it. smuts

dude "did you just get a g-blob?"

other dude "yea man i was g-blobin it"

dude "your shits fucked"

Blob Sister

A term for female friends who are on their period simultaneously.

Are you a Blob Sister at the moment too?