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pretty self-explanatory - blobs of cum.
When you're doin' it doggy-style in your girlfriends front room while you're watching Space Jam, you blow your load, pull out, she stands up and huge cum blobs fall from the heavens.
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An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.
I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.
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An emoji with the body structure of those from Google Hangouts, Android devices, etcetera. An example is below.
Blob emoji are my favourite kinds of emoji! They're so precious!
what happens after a guy gets a hand job, he cums his 'blob' all over the girls hand.
Sam: "I lovvve givng hand jobs! but i hate the blob!:("
Lauren: "I know, i hate the hand blob too!"
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A grotesque, fat, slug-like person who's gargatuan size does not allow them the ability of locomotion.
Hey Timmy, throw that Yard Blob a twinkie and see if she'll eat it out of the dirt.
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"gingeriss blowjobiss"- ginger blowjob. recieving a blowjob from a ginger.
{g-blob} g-blobin it. smuts
dude "did you just get a g-blob?"
other dude "yea man i was g-blobin it"
dude "your shits fucked"
A blob of joint compound or spackling compound that has been painted over without sanding it smooth to blend in with the wall.
When you patch holes in drywall, you need to sand the compound smooth to blend in with the wall before painting over it. Otherwise, you will leave behind an ugly mess over the patched area, called a Theel blob.
Jordan: Hey, Dad, I would like to paint my room a different color.
Dad: OK, but you're gonna have to do it yourself. I'll buy the paint and other stuff you need, but I'm not doing any of the work.
Jordan: Thanks, Dad! And that's OK, I know how to do it myself. I'm even gonna patch a bunch of holes and dents in the walls.
Dad: OK. Just make sure you sand the compound really well after it dries. I don't want to see any Theel blobs.