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Jogging Hotdog

When after over 2 hours of nonstop jogging, you come back to then immediately having to take a fat muddragon in your chocolate eater and you’re so hot that a slime snickers comes out of your sausage factory and it’s so hot it makes the worst odor of all time. That’s what a jogging hotdog is.

After jogging around the park, my Marianas trench was ready to burst a jogging hotdog

by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 25, 2020


jog strap

Something to hold ur peter

K need a jog strap

by Gdhdjjdjdnhd January 7, 2017


jog hog

Obese woman that dresses up in full jogging gear and then walks all or the vast majority of her "run."

That fatass Beth spends 20 minutes putting on her running outfit then walks the whole thing! She's a real jog hog!!

by puffdragon979 April 2, 2007

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Jog the vajaj

to have any type of sexual contact with the vagina

Reed was queefing so he decided to jog the vajaj.

by jogger9 March 27, 2015

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Log and Jog

When you take a huge dump in someone's toilet and leave without flushing.

Dude, I totally pulled a Log and Jog at Mom's house last night. She'll flip when she finds it!

by BeaversCleavage March 21, 2010

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Crack Jog

The manner in which crack addicts prance excitedly back to their respective locations from their dealers automobiles.

The crack monster, formally known as Christina, had one hell of a crack jog back to her apartment after taking a much anticipated trip around the block in Jamal's 76' Deville.

by Christina June 18, 2006

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Cog Jog

This cross between hand job and blowjob is little known but popular within some circles, most famous is the people of Guatemala.

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

by UberBad March 18, 2005

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