Dude Pad

The ultimate/coolest flat or house that is owned by the ultimate/coolest people. Common features include a half pipe, bmx and or skateboard etc, porn, evidence of drug taking, the latest technology, 3 types of games console and random dudes and woman sleeping around the place after a party. Typical residents include a smart guy/nerd/geek, a waster pothead, a skater, a babe, and rarely the ultimate dude. The ultimate dude is basically all of the above people combined (apart from the babe ¬.¬), though somehow manges to earn a lot of money and has a really cool job.

Our dude pad is epic.

Bomb Pad

A wad of toilet paper dropped in the toilet, prior to taking a dump. Dual purpose - a) deafen the sound of your poop hiting the water, and b) prevent splashback onto one's arse cheeks.

Next time, I will use a bomb pad - I really didn't want my ass cheeks bathed in poo-water!

Pad Hands

In drum corps, pad hands are the inability to hit a rimshot; a product of playing on a rimless practice pad.

Dude 1: "Man, I just got cut from the BlueCoats..."
Dude 2: "What happened man? You miss those rimshots again?:
Dude 1: "Yeah, me and my damn pad hands."

Meme Pad

A word that white kids between the ages of 10-13 call "Jump Pads" in the game of fortnite

Kid 1: YES! A meme pad

Kid 2: sftu, This is why ur dad left you

boxer pad

An excessive amount of pubic hair on a women so that it can be seen thought her clothing

I normally like yoga pants but that chick's boxer pad suggests quite a bush under there

Lilly padding

When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad

The janitor is gonna be so pissed when he sees I Lilly padded him...I'm the best at Lilly padding

Pad Launching

1. When a girl starts her period.

2. When Apple starts selling an awesome new version of the iPad.

Katy: I'm not too excited about the next four days, pad launching is tomorrow.
Matt: Oh... I'm sorry... I can't imagine how that must feel... do you get bad cramps or something?
Katy: Umm... we'll just be pretty busy at the Apple Store all weekend.
*awkward silence*
Matt: Wait, did you say "pad launching?"
Katy: Yeah, the new iPad 2 goes on sale tomorrow.
Matt: *facepalm*