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a proper lilly pad is a chunk of fecal matter floating on a paper towel in the toilet. the creator of the lilly pad must first lay down a paper towel, then proceed to shit on it. if the shit comes out too fast, the shitter risks sinking the lilly pad so proper care is required.
I went into my ex-girlfriends hair salon and let massive lilly pad floating in her toilet.
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when you strech your sack over another mans head then hop over him like a frog. if done right it can be quite satisfying.
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a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.
after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.
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When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad
The janitor is gonna be so pissed when he sees I Lilly padded him...I'm the best at Lilly padding
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(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.
Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place
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