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(Chelsea Handler)David Copperfield's Island. It's not a place you want to be!
After every show, David Copperfield takes a couple of chicks to Penetration Island, but they don't like the magic wand anymore.
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Crotchless panties allowing free access to the holiest of holies.
I bought Doris some penetration panties for Valentines Day. The old spunk nuggets nearly exploded when I saw her try them on.
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When a girl has two of her three holes filled. The three holes being the mouth, vagina & ass. To receive official double penetration (DP) honors the penetration must be delivered by one of the items on the below list:
*Penis
*Minimum of three fingers or a fist.
*Dildo, vegetable or other object (penis sized or larger)
*Three dildos vegetables or other objects (smaller than penis sized)
*Flashlight regardless of size or shape.
The penetrations may occur in separate holes or the same hole but they must occur simultaneously.
Furthermore, the mouth can only be penetrated by a penis for official DP honors to be received and no amount of fingers, fists, dildos or even flashlights in the mouth can earn the official DP honors.
Ever since she was a small child she had dreamed of earning double penetration honors and after getting fucked in the ass while her pussy was getting fisted her dreams had come true.
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The tracks that lead you to pound town.
When you are putting in work to bone a chick you are at the penetration station. But don't be fooled, just because you're at the penetration station doesn't mean you will take the ride to pound town.
"What are you up to tonight"
"Oh you know, at the penetration station. Got two one way tickets to pound town."
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A feeling of self-disgust that occurs after sexual intercourse has taken place.
Once I found out she had the clap, I felt a source of penetrative regret.
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To penetrate with a powerful pelvic thrust, especially by "dry humping" in the other person's ass.
Dude, did you see Oscar give Steve that power penetration!?
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a dick in the mouth, cunt, & in the ass of a woman
Prepare for the triple penetration
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