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A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.
Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.
I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"
This chapter is perpetual, it feels like I have been reading for it 3 hours
Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.
Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers
What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).
You can only nae nae. Their is no end to the nae nae.
Life is hell.
The only attention you gather is from Twitter Users.
Nae Nae Guy: AAAAAA FUCK MY ARM IS STUCK IN THE AIR. I CAN'T STOP THE NAE NAE
Doctor: I'd help you but, perpetual nae nae syndrome has no cure. Plus, I only use Reddit...
Nae Nae Guy: :(
Someone who is an asshole all the time.
My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.