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A typical Persian in La (generally Beverly Hills) puts in great effort to seem rich but are in debt. Persian women are famous for nose jobs and dye their hair at least once in their life. They hate their body hair and will bitch behind your back. 50% ruin the culture by giving the reputation Ahmadenijad does. The other 50% aren't divorced and all have a life. Young girls usually don't find what they are until they turn 30.The men have hair everywhere except when they hit 30 and have none on top of their heads. They prefer fat girls working at a fast food place just because they are blonde rather than a successful Persian princess.
Persian Woman 1: 50% of Persians are bitches
Stupid Persian Lady with big mouth and ears: If you hate Persians so much, why do you shop here?
Persian Woman 1: I AM PERSIAN! YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WRECKS OUR CULTURE! YOU ASSHOLE SHOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS! CUNT!
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A race of people from the Middle East that are ashamed of the actual country they come from. They use the term "Persian" because the world generally frowns on "Iranian" or "Iraqi" after 9/11.
Persians generally move to the U.S. while the entire family lives in the same house. They purchase expensive cars and clothes to show how "rich" they are.
Persians are easily spotted by the slick black hair, uni-brow, dark-complexion and INTENSE fragrance of cologne.
Persians may also be dressed in clothes that may look rediculous to one that is not accustomed to Persians, like black shirts with shiny gold images on them, mirror sun glasses and tight jeans with the trademark "artificial worn look" on the front.
Warning: Never try to sell anything to a Persian. Their overly-aggressive haggling will overwhelm a non-Persian. If you must, raise the price by 20% before and let them feel proud of how amazing they are at bargaining when you give them 10% off. They will feel like the Sultan of Persia, you will have made them paid more just for giving you such a hard time.
Iteresting Fact:
Some Persians males will go as far as to say they are "Italian" or "European" just to bang stupid white chicks because their family will never allow the banging of a non-Persian.
I was trying to sell my TV to this Persian guy. It took me 2 hours of his haggling to get me down to $150. I was going to sell it for $125, but when I saw he was Persian, I knew I was in for a ride.
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A type of people who are from Iran, which was once part of the great and wealthy Persian Empire. A list of things about them:
1. Own either a Mercedes or BMW
2. Are extremely rich in America, millionaires.
3. Have only two choices for a career: doctor or dentist.
4. Are known for their incredibly delicious food.
5. Have hairy men who wear gold watches and too much Chanel cologne and hair gel.
6. Have hot, exotic women with dark hair and skin, who usually dye their hair blondish.
7. Speak Farsi and cuss a lot, like calling each other dog poop and fucking whores.
8. Hate their government.
9. Have lots of parties and drink and smoke a lot.
10. Parties are probably the best parties anyone would have been to.
11. Are sort of connected with Russians and Italians for their personality and stereotypical habits.
12. Men usually have a NJ or NY accent and wear sunglasses to look cool.
13. Their houses are like dreamhouses, worth more than 5 million dollars.
14. ARE NOT ALL MUSLIM, but the cool ones (listed above) are always Persian JEWS.
15. Have kids who are used to all the parties and wealth, getting lots of friends and popularity.
Jealous Kid 1: Woah dude, look over there, it's that rich girl who's Persian.
Jealous Kid 2: She's so lucky I wish I was just plain American.
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As in the movie 300, an adjective to describe anything aided with overwhelming odds that somehow finds a way to fail.
The Lakers lost to the Bucks? What persians.
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An oval-shaped cinnamon bunwhich is topped with a sweet flavoured icing (strawberries, raspberries or blueberries).
The persian is unique to Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada, the only place where they are known to be baked.
'The Persian Man' in Thunder Bay is one of the more popular local establishments from which to buy one of these tasty persian treats.
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Persian: a person having racial or ethnic origins from modern day Iran, country in the middle east.
Persians usually are dark skinned with black hair, and dark eyes.
One of their better known kings was Darius (Daryoosh, Darush), another was Cyrus (Koroush, Kourosh)
Persian people are often racially attacked through slurs. Some slurs known to be hurled at Persian or Iranians are:
camel jockey, sand-nigger, dune coon, darky, rag-head, towel-head, Ayatollah, camel-fucker.
Persian people are strong enough in character to withstand such racial slurs.
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Persian is a very contradictory race.
Persians are divided into 3 groups, Northern,Central and Southern.
Northern Persians cannot even be called true Persians and tend to be Armenian,Greek,french and roman(ancient Italian). Their characteristics include brown hair, brown/chestnut reddish eyes, brown hair, lightly tanned skins, tall, little to no fat at a young age and have straight hair when short, but curier when longer. the ones with medium/light brown hair cannot be called persians at all, if anything they are armenians.
Central Persians are a mix of northern and southern, they are a lighter version of southerns. And have black hair, and also tend to be shorter (around 5'2) but have darkish skin, a mix bewtween very dark and northern dark.
Southern Persians have jet black hair, very dark skin (almost Indian brown) are short, have little to no fat on them, and are what are considered "Pure Blooded Persians". Southern Persians have a hate for northerns, and vice versa, throughout history the town of "Tabriz" a christian town, was attacked by southern Persians, the northerns had a weapon called "Greek fire" which they used to burn out the southern's food supply and they retreated to the central, which the northerns retaliated and took during the revolution before the Iran/Iraq war. Which resulted in the mixing and the birth of "Central Persians"
Even though Iran is geographically split into east and west, ethnically it is split in north,central,south. And to this day Northern Persians dislike southern Persian, and southern Persians dislike norther Persians.
Northern and southern persians are very different.
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