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the act of "sperminating" heavily during the night and "gunking" ur girlfriend's hair
"my girl woke up with a Peruvian Shampoo the other day, it has taken her a week and a half to clean it out"
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A Peruvian male tradition occuring when two individuals meet. Out of respect, one man holds his hand out, signalling to the other man that he left his poison tipped arrow at home. In response, the second man either extends his hand, grasps the other man's hand, grabs firmly and, in perfect harmony guides both hands up and down like a kite on a white, sandy Lima beach. Or he grabs his poison tipped arrow out of his napsack and stabs the other man three times in the forehead.
The Peruvian handshake has become banal in most cultures. For this reason, the "Peruvian" is often dropped, and the gesture is more widely known as "The Handshake".
After the Aztec ball game of Toltec, players from the losing team rarely engage in Peruvian handshakes with members of the winning team, because they are summarily executed, and their skulls are instantaneously turned in to the balls for th next game.
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to have your sexual partner jack you off then wipe off an excess then squeeze your penis and make a little pearl of semen come out of the urethra then piss it onto your sexual partners face.
dude, i totally gave your sister a peruvian pearl last night.
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A special kiss shared between two people in which one or both parties have ground beef and farts in their mouth(s).
While dining on hamburgers, Adam passed gas. Heidi caught it in her mouth, and the two shared a magical Peruvian kiss.
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First shove a baseball bat into the ass of an unsuspecting bitch. While this bitch has the surprised look on her face and a wide gaping mouth, shit into her face hole. THEN... rip the bat out of her corn-hole and violently knock her teeth out with the force of Barry Bonds on steroids. Finally, once her teeth are on the ground, pick through the shitty carnage and collect teeth like candy. Bring the kids for good clean family fun.
Hey kids!, Watch mommy as daddy gives her a Peruvian Pinata
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When the female is blowing the cock of the male and he pulls his scrumptious cock from her mouth and cums on a table or mirror and the female willingly snorts the jizz like a line of cuban greatness 😏
Gave that hoe some peruvian cocaine straight from the tap!
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The act of doing a backward summersault and fellating yourself.
bro, last night i tried for hours to do the peruvian burn.
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