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The pervert that dwells in all men and women, even the nice ones.
Dude: Hey, I'm picking out bras with my girlfriend.
Other dude: Be careful; don't let your inner perv show!
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Short form of pervert. Generally alot funnier than saying pervert. Applies to one who wears dark sunglasses and hangs around playground.
I think that man over there is perving around?
How can you tell?
Well, he has dark sunglasses on staring at young children.
Oh, that's my dad!
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An Urban Dictionary Pervert: someone who does nothing for the Urban Dictionary other than think up horrendus, disgusting, outlandish sexual/vulgar/violent acts, just to imply that they are NOT a virgin boy and that YES, they've had LOADS and LOADS of sex!
Most UD Pervs know little or nothing about sex, have never dared to try the stupid shit they come up with and never, ever will in their real lives.
UD Perv: wanna see my "Dirty Bagel"?
Normal Person: go to hell, pervert!
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Perv Row is a term that refers to the row of seating typically bordering the dance floor in a strip club. Its usually reserved for your greasy grey tops and overly juiced up frat boys.
If you have to tilt your head back to see the stripper your sitting in perv row. If you can smell the strippers 6 dollar walmart special perfum your sitting in perv row.
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Closely related to sunglasses, perving glasses are purchased for the intended use of spying on sexy girls without their knowledge. Perving glasses have dark lenses so that the user can see out, but nobody can see where their eyes are looking, making them ideal for scoping out hot ass and not having to look away when the owner of the hot ass looks at you. They are best used when facing parallel to the girl, while not facing directly at her. The eyes can then rotate in their sockets to focus on the fine details of the girls body.
Lizzy turned to look at Thomas. However, she had no idea he was staring at her sexy ass, as his eyes were hidden behind perving glasses.
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v. Looking at peoples bebos that you can either know or don't know usually not leaving comments. (looking at pictures, comments, etc)
Person 1: What you been up to?
Person 2: Just been bebo perving some people :
Person 1: Acee
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A guy from Port Coquitlam who enjoys the site of pre-pubescent girls a little too much. Known to stroke himself outside of elementary schools in the greater Vancouver area. Children in the area have given him the nickname "Merv the Perv" since he looks much more like a Merv than his real name of Corey ("the Perv" part of the nickname is self-explanatory).
Little girl 1: Isn't that Merv the Perv over there sitting in his car with his hand in his pants staring at us?
Little girl 2: Oh no! Tell Mr. Johnson to call the police. I think Corey is up to his old tricks again!
Little girl 1: This is PoCo...the police don't care.
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