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When someone says "you'll find the right one eventually" because they feel bad about how unattractive you are.
P1: "I asked Belle Delphine on a date!"
P2: "what did she say"
P1: "I got rejected and she gave me the ugly pity"
P2: *drops an F in the chat*
When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.
Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.
An invitation extended only because the inviter feels sorry for the invitee.
We sent a pity-vite to the nerdy guy for the Superbowl party because nobody else would.
The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.
Dave: Hey dude, what's up?
Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...
Dave: OMG! Are you OK?
later...
Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!
Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.
When a person is rejected so they try to get pity from their crush in order for them to date them out of it
Girl: sorry i don't want to date you
Boy: please date me i'll be broken without you :'(
Girl: well ok then
The girl pitys the guy so they are now involved in pity dating due to the guy
Bologna that is given to someone as an after thought.
Brett give bologna to his friends then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.
A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.
I don't really like that guy, but I'd toss him a pity-handy if he asked.