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Plaster

Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!

My grandpa was such a plaster.

by KTTIIEE September 8, 2022


Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task

1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry

by Alabaster Plastered April 13, 2010


plaster cast

a big, hot 'n' heavy article of healing that most people assume is for broken bones. In reality, it is something to be worn on your right leg to the knee for four months after surgery when you've taken out a garbage back with a huge piece of broken glass in it, banged said garbage bag into your leg, and severed your achilles tendon (and have to miss all the swimming for the entire summer). You will recognize a 'plaster cast' by the painting on it of a small little dachshund known as kira.

Jerk on the street: Hey, nice plaster cast - I can tell by the kira painting. But why the hell are you wearing that heavy artwork all summer long?

by sea ryder August 2, 2006


hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.

Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.

by Hog plastered November 21, 2021


Quirky with the plasters

A term used by someone in my school who thinks they're epic. Wrong.

I'm so quirky with the plasters mate you can't even

by Meiwosk September 13, 2021


Plasterer's radio

Noun. The female participant in a multiple-male bukkake scene.

Summon the fluffers, please. The leading lady needs to take a shower, as she's like a plasterer's radio.

by Azenath69 January 5, 2022


plaster fuck

When someone fucks the absolute shit out of someone until they explode.

Brendon, if you don't get your chin off my elbow I'm going to plaster fuck you.

by King Kong the nig nog July 3, 2017