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Verb- The act of unclogging your girlfriends/ boyfriends asshole when they are constipated. To do this you must place your mouth firmly against their bare asshole and suck until you fell light headed, at this point you must go back in and finish the job by inhaling all of their feces.
My girl had a mean stomach ache so I stepped in and started mouth plumbing. She feels much better now but my mouth is full of shit.
What I call my fat fuckin thumbs
Let me slide this plumb plucker n that mouth and that booty heo
A build of a Windows XP system from a ghost image.
The image is out of date and lacks recent software installations.
Ordinary things that worked only the day before suddently do not work due to lacking software and configuration.
I did a plumb build of my car - it doesn't work now.
When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
When someone makes a monumental stupid choice and it effects the outcome of the whole situation.
“Paint the wall Red Gareth”
“Ok”
“ The wall is Green Gareth, why have you done that you Plumb Cunt”
“Oooops, I thought you said Green”
When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.
Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing