sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.
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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.
When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.
My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.
someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it
"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights
To blow or splatter a messy, large surface area semen filled load on a sexual partner.
As I was about to finish, I pulled out and Jackson Pollocked all over her face.
A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.
I just Jackson Pollocked that toilet.
1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.
2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.
Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.
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