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Porch Monkey

A nigger

Get off my lawn you porch monkey before i hang your ass.

by bowenrbrooks February 22, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY

a derogatory word for a person of African descent; a negro

1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.

by Pittovsky January 22, 2006

642๐Ÿ‘ 247๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alabama Porch Monkey

Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.

Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey

by MiiCkEy February 7, 2011

112๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porch Monkey Alley

A street in an African American neighborhood that usually has nigglets that could run out in front of your car at any given moment.

Well, im about to drive down Porch Monkey Alley; i better get off the phone here and dodge the nigglets.

by t21ayUK October 11, 2008

49๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porch monkey pie

A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.

Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.

by RoRo2992 July 15, 2008

163๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey hooker

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.

"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"

by Haskill July 22, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey-spear chucker

a slang term for a black person

Get off my porch you god damn porch monkey-spear chucker!!!

by B-rad G September 20, 2005

142๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž