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potty radar

When you're getting closer and closer to home (your toilet) and you have to poop more and more. Your radar is up

Omg I have such bad potty radar right now.

by Pogoobean March 21, 2017


potty fuck

Committing the act of anal sex through a device know as the "Bitter Shitter", a toilet with the pipes removed, leaving just enough of a gap for an erect penis or sex toy.

Woah Wendy, thats was a sweet potty fuck! Please give me another!

by MegaMuncher August 22, 2015


Potty-licks

A form of politics, where which some or most of the politicians are having a debate and talking shit, hence giving the impression that they have licked a baby's potty clean prior to the debate.

Friend 1: My uncle's an MP - did you see him debating in Parliament earlier, it was on TV?

Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.

by ooky17 October 13, 2011


Potty mouth

disease, the NHS has announces as it opens it first ever frozen faecal bank.

Frozen samples are being shipped around the country from a laboratory outside Portsmouth to relieve thousands sufferers of a previously incurable gut problem.

Every year in England more than 13,000 people suffer from Clostridium difficile, and one in five do not respond to conventional treatment.

The condition, which appears to be a side effect of antibiotics, causes people to lose control of their bowels.

Robert Porter, who is based in the Queen Alexandra hospital outside Portsmouth and works with scientists from Portsmouth University, estimated that the infection had a mortality rate higher than breast cancer.

J: hey you still battling from potty mouth, ?
Q: I think it's all cleared up now!

J: sorry about that

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019

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potsie pottie

The act of congratulating, used to express joy in the success or good fortune of another.

I heard you got a promotion. Potsie Pottie!

by Letto June 16, 2009

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potty chop

having pure short as fuck hair, ear level,
basically place a potty on your heed, and cut round it, u will then be a potty chop.
also known as a bowl cut.

have u seen that girls new hair cut, she had a potty chop and a half.

by madmowitdapottychop March 18, 2009

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potty pal

a household pet (cat or dog, typically) that wanders up and keeps you company when you're sitting on the toilet

Our cat Megapuss makes a terrific potty pal; it's nice to have someone there for you

by JayDubbs October 14, 2006

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