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A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.
Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.
Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
When someone thinks their bagging a bitch but in reality their not making waves. level1ep flirt.
I hit her wit the pretend rizz yk n idk ig she wasn't jackin it so i went home..
when someone acts like an idiot but they probably aren't acting
"Did you know kevin doesn't know what heirloom means?"
"Is he pretending?"
Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.
Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning
Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.
A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.
"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."
A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her
Sharpton is a pretend bitch.