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A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
when luigi is pumping in a bunny suit whilst playing barn finders and doing horse tilt
shagira miamoto "yo, dude what are you doing?"
a random man named Doug "I'm currently Luigi pumped"
2 kids in Halloween costumes who go around on Halloween saying "It's spooky month" and do the funny spooky dance.
Hey did you see the new spooky month video
Yea Skid and Pump kill another demon
When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.
I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore
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The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.
I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
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when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.
Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!
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When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
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