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When someone is SO annoying, you want to punch them in the stomach hard, so they double over into a hunched position.
“That guy over there is a total punch and hunch.”
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The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.
As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.
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to forcefully thrust your tongue into one of many holes
im going to tongue punch your fartbox
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Declaration of this magic phrase upon observing a Volkwaggon Bettle before its being voiced by one's accompaning passenger in a vechile entitles a person to a warrented, fully justified, and unretaliatable jab in the arm of the accompaning passenger. This rule supersedes all existing laws on assault in all jurisdictions within the continental United States, Canada, and some participating regions of Mexico not under the control of the drug cartels.
A souped-up VW Bug sailed into view and so Sally yelled, "Punch Buggy!" and pursuant to the universal Punch Buggy Law immediately laid a blow to Johnny's arm.
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A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.
The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.
Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.
Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?
Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.
Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!
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When you punch a female in the vagina after she has done something whore like
She cheated on me so I gum punched her
The video game equivalent to "Jump the Shark" (TV series) and "Nuke the fridge" (movies) describing a bizarre/ridiculous event in a work or franchise after which it all went downhill. Most people tend to just use "Jump the shark" for all media because our brain space is limited. Originates from Resident Evil 5 (a series which ironically came back strong with part 7).
They made Sonic kiss a human princess?!? It couldn't possibly punch the boulder any harder, what were they thinking???