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Often referred to as an Under siege railing system, from the film staring Steven Seagal.
A railing system is used to move object around a room or building. The system usually consist of 2 rails one upper and one lower, with a set of wheels attached to a harness which an object can be placed.
Normally a seat and straps is used instead of an object in which a person can sit. The seat usually contain one or several holes in which a penis or object can be can be inserted, whilst a person is sat on the seat. A person will often sit in the seat and another will move them around the room inserting objects in to the holes contained within the seat.
"Andrew build a large railing system in man shed."
"Andrew enjoys being monkeyed whilst sitting in his railing system"
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1) To forcefully insert a swollen, thick penis into an anus or vagina solely for the purpose of soft tissue destruction of the orifice. Erections penetrating such areas are incredibly firm and are backed with several powerful thrusts. Bleeding is common in either orifice. In situations of acute or long-term hog-railing, the recipient can often prolapse from that orifice.
ADJECTIVE
1) A figure of speech by which someone describes a person or situation as being not only extremely negative in nature but possibly messy, homo-erotic, of graphic nature, damaging, and permanently destructive.
1) Tina had steak and lobster with Tyrone last night at Sizzler. Tyrone took her to Blockbuster video to rent the newest Tyler Perry movie, bought her a grape soda and a bag of chips and then went back to her apartment and hog-railed her ass. Afterwards, she found a great proctologist and when she asked how bad it was he responded, “Your anus looks like it got totally hog-railed!”
2) Stefan lost lots of business to his competitor again. Stefan's boss called him into his office where he totally hog-railed him and then proceeded to terminate his employment.
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self harm scars in a straight line pattern ; usually one on top of another.
did you see the rails on stacy's arm? she must of done a lot of cutting.
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1. (noun) The colloquial name associated with NSW Transit Authority - Rail Corporation, formally know as City Rail.
2.(noun) An unreliable means of transportation. Travel is generally thought to be by rail but can be changed without notice. Travel can also be suspended without notice. Commuters are also subjected to the whims of the mood of the day of the current guard/announcer. Drivers stop at designated stations if they feel like it. Air conditioning? What air conditioning.
Announcer: We appear to be having technical difficulties. This service will be delayed. We appreciate you patience in this matter.
Commuter: Just another pleasant hold-up proudly brought to you by Shity Rail.
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When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.
That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.
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Tree falling onto a train track.
The commuters were delayed due to the train track being tree-railed. (submitted by Anthony Gambino)
A way of consuming particularly methamphetamine by vaporizing it. Using a straight shot or a bubble apply extreme heat thoroughly and diligently to the biggest opening (using a Bic or a lit candle or if you have a gas stove well any kind of flame but preferably a butane for any kind of torch really to ensure proficient heat elevation) assuming you already have it crushed up and in lines once you achieve the proper temperature place the end of what you did not heat up to your nostril and inhale the vaporized methamphetamine and exhale the vapor (Caution if it is not properly heated it will not vaporize and it's likely that you will get molten dope that will scar the inside of your nostril) ( Warning it will also give you superhuman Powers such as seen into the future and or telekinesis as well as superhuman mental agility and Physical Agility results May Vary for first timers I'd highly suggest doing it under the propper supervision always Hot Rail responsibly. Don't Hot Rail and drive) prices and participation may vary. Coming to a Hood near you.
He is only showboating with the gram Hot Rail(s) trying to flex them Breezies believe me.
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