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A place where everyone is kind of fake and each person only has a handful of real friends. Everyone here does drugs, vapes, and makes stupid decisions but In a bad situation we all come together. Everyone has beef with everyone else and there’s a fight every other month. We all want out but can’t because we’re failing it our parents won’t let us.
Hunter: hey Stacy!
Stacy: Hey!
Hunter: I hate that bitch.
That’s house fake pea ridge people are
with the exeption of about 1500 sq feet, this 1 sq mile town is one big shithole. although it is a place of memories, from drinking in your car on the way to the parties, to playing pool football/baseball and your neighbors house. we had an actual stickball field til some dickhead tore the fence down and then that went away. u can get weed from most of the pizza places in town, and if cool enough with the delivery boys theyll even bring it to you. there is 5 pizza places all within about 1 minute of each other, and 3 of them taste the exact same. it was home to the greatest softball game of all time played by the 2004 graduating class with the wood-ridge all stars destroying the moonachie/transfer mutants in a 7 game series. although wood-ridge isnt all that, it isnt nearly as shitty as moonachie which is the town underneath. theres alot of wannabe thugs that pretend to sell drugs and say there from hard places but everyone knows there not. oh and it was homeplace to the best lil emo punk bitch beating in the gym locker room of all time. well thats wood-ridge for you
i went down to moonachie and it smelt like shit so i went up to wood-ridge to get some pizza, beat down lil emo punks, and look at somebody that sold weed once and pretend to be pablo escobar. oh yeh and frankie muniz grew up here
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A small leafy western suburb of Chicago where people come to live the American dream and think they are better than you. However, there is a lower middle class section of this town, right next to the sound wall, or great wall or Burr Ridge. This area is referred to- by the snobby as 'the ghetto of Burr Ridge.
Burr Ridge was originally farming land for convicts to fill out community service and repay there debt to society
The only semi-fun place in Burr Ridge is the town center, where everything is ridiculously over priced. This is Ironic because it is actually quite close to the more middle class Burr Ridge region
The only other place to go would be Salerno's, to get overpriced food that someone probably spat in because you yelled at them for getting your order wrong the 1st 11 times.
Now you know all about Burr Ridge
Oh also, we have a clock tower.
Just thought you would like to know.
Oh one last thing-All the rich kids get some crazy idea that there black and live in the ghetto...
Rich white kid 1: You, dawg. Lets go to the towncenter and get some crack. That place is crawling with crime, for shizzle.
Rich white kid 2: Nah, I dont think so, dog. To dangerous, for shizzle. Were in the Ghetto of Burr Ridge, boy.
Lower Middle Class Kid: I hope a black person sees and then shoots you
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All-boys prep school in virginia with the reputation of having good sports teams, with good looking guys who know how to party. well known for beating woodberry and STAB in basketball year after year. however, do not have the snotty reputation. known to party with foxcroft girls.
That blue ridge boy can really hold his alcohol.
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A dying breed of redneck unique to Cutler Ridge, Florida. If you drive to Black Point in a pick-up bearing "salt life" (by way of Old Cutler Bait & Tackle), and finish the night at Rodbenders or Sandbar, you're a Ridge Rat.
The rebel flag on Caribbean & Anchor marks a warm welcome to ridge rat country.
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When you need to crap so bad you can fell the ridges and contours of your crap!!
Dude!!! i got to go so bad i can feel it ridging out (your turd)
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This school rocks so much it's not even funny. Everyone there is amazing! They're all brilliantly smart, great at sports, and gorgeous! This school has a beautiful campus, an amazing pool facility and Mr. A! What more could you ask for? Everyone goes to a good college, everyone is nice to each other, everyone is smart, ALL the guys' schools LOVE sr, and everyone there KICKS BOOTAYY!
SRgirl: I kick ass.
Visigirl: I'm a skank. (cries)
SRgirl: I still kick ass.
Holtongirl: I'm a bitch. (cries)
SRgirl:...I still kick ass.
NCSgirl: Hi. My name is Regina George! (gets hit by a bus)
SRgirl:...Once again... I still kick ass...
Madeiragirl: I can do anything better than ANY man!
SRgirl: You suck.
Madeiragirl:...But do I suck more than a MAN?
SRgirl:...No.
Madeiragirl: Dammit! (cries)
Hot guy1: Look a hot Stone Ridge girl!
Hot guy2: SHE'S MINE!
Hot guy1: You can have the NCS girl!
Hot guy2: She got hit by a bus!
(Hot guys start fighting over SR girl)
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