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Robert

a worthless piece of shit , one who will always waste your fucking time & a total dick . cares about nobody but his nasty ahh self . cant pull any hoes , & the most ugly thing created by god . hes conceited af & thinks hes better then anyone . DONT EVER FUCKING TRUST HIM , he'll always fuck you over at one point. he does everything to make him look cool , when reallly he is the biggest LOSER . hes a wannna be player & thinks he can akways control & tell you what to do. dont ever waste your time with a robert , he'll only let you down & crush you into a million little pieces.

OMG , what an assshole; he must be a robert !

by Julia Fucking Rosario December 3, 2011

506๐Ÿ‘ 511๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

Two letters off from Robber. Robert is synonymous with untrustworthy. Roberts will take the first opportunity to stab you in the back as soon as they no longer have a use for you. Roberts are bullies and will punch you in the stomach if you ever try to open up to them. If you somehow find a way to forgive a Robert and try to befriend them despite everything they've done, a Robert will knock you down and laugh.

Robert asked me over for a few beers, got drunk before I did, groped my tits for 20 minutes trying to get into my pants, and then when I didn't instantly drop my clothes for him, he told all my friends that I was a skank who liked it in the butt. When I confronted him the next day and said I forgave him, he pushed me in front of a bus. Robert.

by psilentrogue January 9, 2011

201๐Ÿ‘ 190๐Ÿ‘Ž


robert

NOTTT SMOOOTH everr in life

"that guys such a robert"

by best friend for ever March 7, 2008

404๐Ÿ‘ 405๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

A boy who can be antisocial, will put his ps3 over his girlfriends. A roast dinner comes before anything, even the apocalypse. He is extremely tall, has a weird length of hair. He also has a rat tash who's mother is a control freak...

Dude 1: Yo dude what's going on with your tash?
Robert: Me ma lad

by Lydia David May 30, 2012

145๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

Is a very powerful name. Most CEO's are named Robert, which in return they are usualy wealthy. Parents that name thier child Robert expect them to be very succesful. It is usually seen as the first born son's name. A good match for Robert's are females named Brittany or Nishelle. The names Robert and Brittany together tend to create an everlasting love that will never end.

"CEO of the multi-billion dollar corporation is named Robert and his wife is named Brittany."

by Trebor12 December 4, 2007

2055๐Ÿ‘ 2213๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

A Complete And Total Fuck-Up With A Weak Pullout Game

Robert over there is such a dumbass.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

Robert is the most awesome person you will ever meet. You are probably the second luckiest person in the world. The first luckiest is Robert himself. If you ever talk to him its like talking to God or an angel. If you are old enough you should change your name to Robert.

Roberts accross the world

by Ruben Buden March 14, 2012

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