roll it up

To pack your personal belongings and get out of jail.

"Cell 415...Roll it up...doors coming open"

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Roll up the Rim Job

While drinking a coffee from Tim Horton's, you roll down a girl's panties and proceed to give a rim job. The chances of her achieving orgasm are consistent with the current odds of Roll up the Rim.

Man, I was giving this bitch a roll up the rim job, but she didn't cum.
Ah, don't worry dude, chances are only 1 in 6 this year.

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fruit roll up slut

someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.

me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.

d-bag: you cunty fruit roll up slut.

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Roll it up

to roll up a joint.

Don't just tell me how good your pot is, roll it up!

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Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.

Rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

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Chinese Fruit Roll-Up

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

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Roll Up On You

To write someone a written reprimand using a rollerball pen or a ball point pen

Student / Employee refuses to follow instructions or directives or otherwise adhere to the culture of the educational or business organization she or he is a member of and is currently interacting with. "If you don't complete the assignment, I'll roll up on you"

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